Sans Clue HHH #200

From:    Robert Walker <Robert_Walker@it.coopers.com>
Date:    5 Mar 97 18:00:29 
Subject: Sans Clue H3 Paris 200th


A strange document has come into my possession through one of my covert
contacts in central Africa. It appears to come from France, but I would say
that  it has passed through a good many shady hands since it last saw Gallic
shores. It purports to be written by a certain " Royal Flush"  Grande Materasse
of Sans Clue Hash House Harriers, (which may be a cover name for a clandestine
operation set up by various British Secret Service operators just after the
last war).

The theme of the document is an open invitation to hashers to partake in a
weekend of debauchery in mysterious location somewhere outside Paris. (but at
what price?)

I quote.......



"Special Event for our 200th Run, be ready, A tough weekend

Date:      4\5\6 April (Start Friday evening) 
Place:     In a beautiful castle in a forest near Rouen in Normandy 130 Km from Paris
Price:     FrF 500
Includes:  2 nights Full board, Run, Horses (?????) Beer, Beer, Beer, Wine
           etc.  return transport from Paris, hangover ......
              (I don't want to know what the French do with the horses, I'm just
               a simple African boy... - Bwana)
Programme: Party..Party..Party, Ghost Party Friday evening, Run (maybe) No sleep
              (Ve haf veys of keeping you avake.......)
Rooms:     5 or 10 beds (bring sleeping bags) For double rooms an additional
           FrF 100
              (cells??)

Booking Age "Roundabout" Leijenaar R.A. or Nathalie "Royal Flush" Grall G.M.
Tel 0033 1 46 99 21 05 or Fax 0033 1 46 99 00 78     "

(note to T-D:  could GM be a code name for G*s McK**y?)

There follows a hash dictionary, an anaylsis of how the weekend will be spent,
(196% activity) and a page of licentious photos  and illustrations, presumably
taken of previous participants at similar events, for which I can only
reproduce a few captions;

  "INITIATION
  La liberte d'expression
  Playing it dirty
  shady, even criminal
  Trop Dangereux
  we need to be ready!
  living dangerously
  Women on Top
  Role reversal as others do it
  Seducing the Born Again
  Ribbed Condoms...while supplies last
  Very serviceable
  Naughty but nice
  Vicars and Tarts
  Missionaries' fantasy
  Does it impress the experts?"

I should mention that the photo's include some pretty famous people, eg The
Pope, TutanKamen, Desmond Tutu, Marylin Monroe.....and many more.

Any RMBH3 hashers would like to see more of this remarkable French document, or
indeed, who are foolhardy enough to want to sign up for this high risk weeked,
are advised to first consult their doctor, their phychiatrist, their R.A....
and then to give their names to Bwana or Tone Deaf so we can do a group
booking!

You have been warned!!



(Is that alright Natalie? Bwana)